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Boomer's Joke for Republicans

This is humor for Republicans.  If you happen to be a Democrat, please do not read any further.

04/10/2007
Hillary Clinton is speaking to a group of elementary school students and decides to take questions.  Johnny stands up and says "Senator Clinton, I have two questions.  First, why should our parents vote for you when you were such a miserable failure in your first attempt to get health care reform?  My second question is first you were for the war then you are against the war.  Doesn't that make you a flip-flopper just like Senator Kerry?"

At that point, Ms Clinton says "Isn't it time for recess" and the children are led to the playground outside. 

After 1/2 hour of recess the children are led back inside and Ms Clinton resumes taking questions from the students.  This time Freddy stands up and says "Senator Clinton, I have four questions.  First, why should my parents vote for you when you were such a failure in your first attempt at health care reform?  Second, you voted for the war and now you are against the war, doesn't that make you a flip-flopper like Senator Kerry?  Third, we had recess five minutes before you first arrived, then you arrive and Johnny asks one question and we have recess again.  Why is that?  Fourth, what happened to Johnny?" 

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